Funny story - The Birthday Mamah

Funny story - The Birthday Mamah

            That night, Mamah Si and Si Papah discharged from the renowned restaurants in Jakarta. Apparently Papah Si Si dinner out neraktir Mamah who happened on that day Si Mamah birthday-32. The Mamah were already eating his favorite food premises are satisfied look so full. However, because the Si Mamah very fond of eating spicy food finally Si Mamah felt there was something wrong with his stomach. The Mamah which at that time was on his way home with the Si sedan Papah with its luxurious feel very uncomfortable anxious to get home. However, since the prestige Si Mamah did not dare to talk about his stomach is not right.

            "Pah, cepet dong bring the car!" Pinta The Mamah.

            "Why, Mah? Already can not wait ya want to know the gift of Papah? "Ask The Papah.

            "Yeah ya, Mamah already can not wait want to know the gift of Papah cepet. The hell is it? "Ngeles.

            "Ah, it'll come out!" Said Si Papah.

            I got home they immediately went into the house, but the Si Mamah was surprised because the door was not locked.

            "Loh, Daddy, why do not the door locked huh?" Ask The Mamah.

            "Ah, there is not going okay Mah, our home is safe." Answer The Papah.

            "We'd better get to the room aja, a gift from Papah was waiting in the room." Added Si Papah.

            When it came in the room and in the dark, belly Si Mamah felt more like mules and fart. Because of the prestige, Si Mamah excuses not to fart in front of Si Papah.

            "Pah, how dark room? Mamah turn on ya lights! "

            "Uh, do Mah! Not yet! This is deliberately so that the same could be surprised Mamah Papah gift. "

            "Um, yes already Pah. But Mamah drink ambilin dong in the kitchen, Mamah thirsty ya! "
When Si Papah to the kitchen, with relief Si Mamah off fart.

            "Bruuuutttt ...!"
The Papah is back to bring water to drink, but the Si Mamah felt like to fart again.

            "Pah, before Papah give out prizes, please ambilin small towel dong in the living room chair, Mamah keringetan!"

            "With pleasure, Mah!"
For the second time The Mamah fart.

            "Bruuuutttt ....!"
The Papah returned with a towel. However, Si Mamah felt mules again.

            "Oh yes, Pah. HP Mamah left in the car, please ambilin dong! "
For the third time Mamah fart Si and Si Mamah really relieved.

            "Bruuuutttt ....!"
The Papah back to carry a cell phone, Si Mamah wanted to know what gifts to give Papah iangi Si.

            "Daddy, what's the prize?" Ask The Mamah.

            "Mamah will know after Papah turn on the lights." Answer The Papah.

            "Hurry up and turn on the lights dong Pah, Mamah wanted to know!"
When Si Papah lights suddenly there was a shout.

            "Kejutaaaann ....!"
Apparently laws of Si Mamah and relatives there.

            "Loh, Mamah, Papah, sister brother in law, sister in-law, nephew, since when are you here?" Ask The Mamah, surprised.

            "Since you are the first fart." They replied.


The author,
Yayan Aryanto
* (This story is an essay, I hope to entertain parapembaca).

funny story In Central Rubber

In Central Rubber

            teaching and learning activities has been completed, on the day I got the invitation to the meeting Uniot Ciamis Protocol in 0907. Protocol Unit Scouting is an organization that idientik the Protocol. But at the time I was a little confused, considering it's a city Ciamis quite far also from my school, MAN scaffolding. I think twice about my gear on the trip. I have goosebumps chilling, but also with poliosi scared enough. Not because I was a criminal or a fugitive, but I had no helmet, no glass sepion, no nipple cover, no wheels, no engine, the bike did not even exist.

            Since that time I realized how much I really need help from others. Rio, he is a friend of mine who at the time was willing to lend his bike, following its sepionnya glass, close the nipple, wheel bike, and his helmet was too. Not to forget my friend named Rio was willing to lend his services to be willing to take me, really good natured.

            We started preparing the equipment to start the departure towards the city of sweet, dynamic, strategic, Ciamis name. We are ready to go, helmets already in position, gasoline has been filled, already contains a wallet, and one more thing, we are not afraid anymore tilangan police.

            Scaffolding witness our departure, as he said goodbye, happy dating Cisaga. Along the way the scaffolding-Cisaga, I sat in the front seat driving the Supra Fit The fit is still speeding. While Rio, he preferred dibonceng and handed command to me to become the Master of Honda Supra Fit is not sailing in the ocean.

            We have arrived at the welcome gate of rubber plantations is not so long, still in Cisaga. I was leisurely riding a motorcycle suddenly felt a tingling vibrations in my right pants pocket. Oh, apparently I rang Nokia Type 1800, there is an incoming call. Simultaneously I stop the motor,

            "What, Yan?" Tanya Rio as he fell from the bike.

            "Every now and then, a call comes in!" As I moved to the back seat and handlebar bike handed to Rio.
Since the phone sounds clear enough, I opened the helmet on and off of the motor. Suddenly Rio slight step on the gas. I was a little surprised, but I think positive, maybe Rio wanted to move the bike to the side of the road so not too central. However, Rio getting away and I'm more surprised. Rio getting away, the harder I called him.

            "Rio, Rio, Rio ...!" With the higher tone.

            "Golly, Rio leave me!" Complaining.
Finally, more than half an hour I was alone in the middle of a rubber plantation while continuing to miss call mobile numbers Rio. Do not forget, I also send half a dozen sms.
After some time I miss call Rio, the phone finally successfully removed.
"Yan, where you are? I just nyadar if you miss. "Tanya Rio with a sigh of relief after knowing I am not surprised with him.
"I'm still in Rubber Cisaga, where you are? Hurry back! "Answer me with great relief.
"I've nyampe Ciamis, I am confused not knowing which way ngambil. I ask you to dial the same number of times your name. Eh, I see fit to back it turns out there is not anyone. "
And after a long wait, finally Rio came. The bike stopped right in front of me. Rio opened the helmet on and off the bike. We looked at each other, and suddenly we simultaneously burst into laughter. "Hahahahhaaaa ...!"


The author,
Yayan Aryanto
(This story is based on the experience he had ever experienced).